Dirty Wastelander Milkshake

VT-32 Dirty Wastelander Milkshake
Sugar-fueled chaos beverage • Sweet, spiked, legendary
2 servings Prep: 5 min Total: 5 min
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Ingredients

Core

  • Vanilla ice cream
  • Milk
  • Chocolate syrup

Optional (Adults Only)

  • Root beer schnapps
  • Irish cream
  • Vanilla vodka

Topping

  • Whipped cream
  • Sprinkles
  • Maraschino cherries

Instructions

Blend

  • Add all ingredients to blender.
  • Blend until smooth.

Serve

  • Pour into tall glasses.
  • Top generously.

Overseer’s Notes

  • Dangerous levels of fun.
  • Skip alcohol for kid-safe version.
  • Add peanut butter for depth.

Pairings

  • VT-26 Cookies
  • VT-28 Brownies

Timeline (≈ 5 min total)

  • Prep: 5 min